Insults Quotes

Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.

Jack eating rotten cheese did say, “Like Sampson, I my thousands slay.” “I vow” quoth Roger “so you do, And with the self-same weapon too.”

When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

He’s so dense, light bends around him.

I’m rubber, you’re glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

If brains were taxed, he’d get a rebate.

Not every ass has long ears.

It’s better to step on toes than walk on eggs.

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.