This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.
Insults Quotes
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
A room temperature IQ.
It’s hard to believe that he beat out other sperm.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
One neuron short of a synapse.
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
I fired (General Douglas) MacArthur because he wouldn’t respect the authority of the President. That’s the answer to that. I didn’t fire him because he was a dumb son of a bitch, although he was, but that’s not against the law for generals. If it was, half to three quarters of them would be in […]