Insults Quotes

This employee should go far – and the sooner he starts, the better.

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.

Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

A room temperature IQ.

It’s hard to believe that he beat out other sperm.

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.

One neuron short of a synapse.

He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

I fired (General Douglas) MacArthur because he wouldn’t respect the authority of the President. That’s the answer to that. I didn’t fire him because he was a dumb son of a bitch, although he was, but that’s not against the law for generals. If it was, half to three quarters of them would be in […]