Insults Quotes

Daily life is governed by an economic system in which the production and consumption of insults tends to balance out.

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

If a man’s character is to be abused, say what you will, there’s nobody like a relation to do the business.

He’s a full-fledged housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices. (about Truman Capote)

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult. (Proverbs 12:16)

It’s better to step on toes than walk on eggs.

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.

Do not repay evil or insult with insult, but with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing. (1 Peter 3:9)

They don’t hardly make ’em like him any more – but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.