Will Rogers Quotes

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.

Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.

I am not a member of any organized party – I am a Democrat.

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans.

We can make this thing into a Party, instead of a Memory.

You’ve got to be (an) optimist to be a Democrat, and you’ve got to be a humorist to stay one.

Papers today say “what would Lincoln do today?” Well in the first place he wouldn’t chop any wood, he would trade in his ax on a Ford. Being a Republican he would vote the Democratic ticket. Being in sympathy for the under dog he would be classed as a radical Progressive. Having a sense of […]

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Politics has gotten so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to get beat with.

Even though you are on the right track – you will get run over if you just sit there.