Diet Quotes

Not only don’t diets work, they’re actually designed to fail. It’s not you or your lack of will power that’s the problem. It’s that diets by their very nature simply don’t work.

Many a person who goes on a diet finds out in short order that they are poor losers.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales.

Americans have more food to eat than any other people and more diets to keep them from eating it.

To safeguard one’s health at the cost of too strict a diet is a tiresome illness indeed.

Bachelor’s fare: Bread, cheese, and kisses.

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

To ask women to become unnaturally thin is to ask them to relinquish their sexuality.