I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.
Diet Quotes
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn’t much better than tedious disease.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
One day it’s going to dawn on the human race that war is as barbaric a means of resolving conflict as cannibalism is as a means of coping with diet deficiencies.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. ‘Away with you,’ I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.
Eat as much as you like – just don’t swallow it.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
