I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
Diet Quotes
Seconds count – especially when dieting.
The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn’t allow any fun.
Some women would be more spic if they had less span.
Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.
My soul is dark with stormy riot: Directly traced over to diet.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow ye diet.
I have food dreams instead of sex dreams.
The those two great medicines: Diet and Self-Control.
The diet (Atkins) is popular with guys, and no wonder. Telling guys they’ll lose weight by eating lots of meat is sort of like telling guys they’ll get more sex if they watch football.
