Only I, who never dieted myself, Have succeeded in living to a ripe old age. I who in young days Yielded lightly to every lust and greed; When palate craved only for the richest meat… When hunger came, I gulped steaming food; When thirst came, I drank from the frozen stream… With wine I deluged […]
Diet Quotes
The best way to lose weight is to eat all you want of everything you don’t like.
I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.
The those two great medicines: Diet and Self-Control.
The diet (Atkins) is popular with guys, and no wonder. Telling guys they’ll lose weight by eating lots of meat is sort of like telling guys they’ll get more sex if they watch football.
I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
One day it’s going to dawn on the human race that war is as barbaric a means of resolving conflict as cannibalism is as a means of coping with diet deficiencies.
Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.
One sits the whole day at the desk and appetite is standing next to me. ‘Away with you,’ I say. But Comrade Appetite does not budge from the spot.
