Though physician to others, yet himself full of sores.
Doctors Quotes
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn’t mean he knows what it is.
Don’t live in a town where there are no doctors.
Wise Men affirm it is the English way, Never to Grumble till they come to Pay; And then they always think, their Temper’s such, The Work too little, and the Pay too much. As frighted Patients, when they want a Cure, Bid any Price, and any Pain endure: But when the Doctor’s Remedies appear, The […]
Joy and Temperance and Repose – Slam the door on the doctor’s nose.
The best doctor is the one you run for and can’t find.
Till lately Diaulus was a doctor; now he is an undertaker. What he does as an undertaker, he had already done as a doctor.
A good surgeon operates with his hand, not with his heart.
The doctor – detected, while he stole – A patient’s favorite drinking bowl – Had still his answers pat enough: “You fool! You shouldn’t touch the stuff!”
Prescription, n. A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.