In illness the physician is a father; in convalescence a friend; when health is restored, he is a guardian.
Doctors Quotes
The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives, but still hidden from the public, is that most things get better by themselves; most things, in fact, are better in the morning.
A doctor should have a falcon’s eye, a girl’s hand, and a lion’s heart.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they’re doing.
In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.
The sun shines on their successes, and the earth hides their failures.
Keep away from physicians. It is all probing and guessing and pretending with them. They leave it to Nature to cure in her own time, but they take the credit. As well as very fat fees.
