Doctors Quotes

A young doctor means a new graveyard.

If there were enough doctors most of us would be “sick”.

It is no time to go for the doctor when the patient is dead.

My present profession is Physick – now, when my pockets are full, I cure a patient in three days; when they are empty, I keep him three months.

The kind of doctor I want is one who, when he’s not examining me, is home studying medicine.

The patient surely had been lame for life, So Scalpel, pitying, killed him with his knife

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

I often say a great doctor kills more people than a great general.

Surgery is by far the worst snob among the handicrafts.

There are two kinds of charlatan: the man who is called a charlatan, and the man who really is one. The first is the quack who cures you; the second is the highly qualified person who doesn’t.