“Virus” is a Latin word used by doctors to mean, “Your guess is as good as mine.”
Doctors Quotes
Trust not the physician. (Timon of Athens)
If anybody comes to I, I physics, bleeds and sweats ’em; If after that they choose to die, Why, what care I? I. Lettsom.
A good surgeon operates with his hand, not with his heart.
The doctor – detected, while he stole – A patient’s favorite drinking bowl – Had still his answers pat enough: “You fool! You shouldn’t touch the stuff!”
Prescription, n. A physician’s guess at what will best prolong the situation with least harm to the patient.
The patient in th’ hands iv a doctor is like a hero in th’ hands iv a story writer. He’s goin’ to suffer a good dale, but he’s goin’ to come out all right in th’ end.
You are now a gladiator; you were formerly an oculist. You did as an ophthalmic surgeon what you now do as a gladiator.
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain’t gout.
It’s no trifle at her time of life to part with a doctor who knows her constitution.
