A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard.
Doctors Quotes
I swear by Apollo Physician and Asclepius and Hygieia and Panaceia and all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will fulfill according to my ability and judgment this oath and this covenant: To hold him who has taught me this art as equal to my parents and to live my life […]
Polygamy ought to be obligatory on physicians. It would be only just to compel those who depopulate the world to repopulate it a little.
Physicians mend or end us, Secundum artem; but although we sneer – In health – when ill we call them to attend us, Without the least propensity to jeer.
After death the doctor.
The physician who killed me, Neither bled, purge or pilled me, Nor counted my pulse but it comes to the same, In the height of my fever I thought of his name.
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?
One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
Yesterday the Zeus of stone from the doctor had a call – Though he’s Zeus and though he’s stone, yet today’s his funeral.
My present profession is Physick – now, when my pockets are full, I cure a patient in three days; when they are empty, I keep him three months.
