It is no time to go for the doctor when the patient is dead.
Doctors Quotes
Diagnosis: a preface to an autopsy.
First of all, do no harm.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
I often say a great doctor kills more people than a great general.
Surgery is by far the worst snob among the handicrafts.
There are two kinds of charlatan: the man who is called a charlatan, and the man who really is one. The first is the quack who cures you; the second is the highly qualified person who doesn’t.
You know what they call the guy who finishes last in medical school? They call him Doctor!
The alienist is not a joke – He finds you cracked, and leaves you broke.
There was a time, when we beheld the Quack, On public stage, the licensed trade attack; He made his laboured speech with poor parade, And then a laughing zany lent him aid: Smiling we pass’d him, but we felt the while Pity so much, that soon we ceased to smile; Assured that fluent speech and […]
