My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
Doctors Quotes
The reason doctors are so dangerous is that they believe in what they’re doing.
In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the most exquisite form of torture ever known to man: survival.
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees.
The sun shines on their successes, and the earth hides their failures.
Keep away from physicians. It is all probing and guessing and pretending with them. They leave it to Nature to cure in her own time, but they take the credit. As well as very fat fees.
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.
Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next world than even we generals.
“Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?” – “That’s true.” – “Is it true that you drink five martinis a day?” – “That’s true.” – “Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young women?” – “That’s true.” – “What does your doctor say about all of this?” […]
Doctors cut, burn, and torture the sick, and then demand of them an undeserved fee for such services.
