To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems. (Homer Simpson)
Drink - Drinking - Drunk Quotes
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.
Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things… Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance: therefore, much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him, and it mars him; it sets him on, and […]
C’mon, Moe. It’s been St. Patrick’s day for hours now and I’m not drunk yet! (Homer Simpson)
One of the penalties of being president of the United States is that you must subsist for four years without drinking anything except Californian wine.
I drink to the general joy of the whole table. (Macbeth)
When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! (Homer Simpson)
The first glass for myself; the second for my friends; the third for good humor; and the fourth for mine enemies.
Ay, you spake in Latin then too; but ’tis no matter: I’ll ne’er be drunk whilst I live again, but in honest, civil, godly company, for this trick. If I be drunk, I’ll be drunk with those that have the fear of God, and not with drunken knaves. (The Merry Wives of Windsor)
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose… it’s how drunk you get. (Homer Simpson)
