There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
Husbands Quotes
His Honor was of the opinion that the defendant had a right to whip his wife with a switch no larger than his thumb, and that upon the facts found in the special verdict he was not guilty in law.
I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.
A woman who takes her husband about with her everywhere is like a cat that goes on playing with a mouse long after she’s killed it.
I’m the man of the house. I always have the final word “Yes, Dear.”
A husband without faults is a dangerous observer. (Marquis of Halifax)
It’s a wise husband who will buy his wife such fine china that she won’t trust him to wash the dishes.
I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face: I had rather lie in the woolen. (Much Ado About Nothing)
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.