Let it first be established that more sagging husbands fancy unattached women than are fancied by them.
Husbands Quotes
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Is it too much to ask that women be spared the daily struggle for superhuman beauty in order to offer it to the caresses of a subhumanly ugly mate?
If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier – and also a good deal more foolish.
I was brought up among the sort of self-important women who had a husband as one has an alibi.
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Husband: A No. 16 neck in a No. 15 1/2 collar.
Positive reinforcement is hugging your husband when he does a load of laundry. Negative reinforcement is telling him he used too much detergent.
A master of a house, as I have read, must be the first man up and the last in bed.
