If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.
Insults Quotes
Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t watching.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
A room temperature IQ.
It’s hard to believe that he beat out other sperm.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
One neuron short of a synapse.
A gross ignoramus – 44 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.