Insults Quotes

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

You remind me of the lobster who is delighted by the warm feeling of the water he has just found himself thrown into.

I am going from bad to Hearst.

With deep regret I have concluded that General of the Army Douglas MacArthur is unable to give his wholehearted support to the policies of the United States Government and of the United Nations in matters pertaining to his official duties. In view of the specific responsibilities imposed upon me by the Constitution of the United […]

He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.

Gee, what a terrific party. Later on we’ll get some fluid and embalm each other.

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there’s scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

A sweetly vicious old lady. (about Truman Capote)

He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop. (speaking of Thomas Babington Macaulay)

I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison.