For a quick pick-me-up, take a plain yoghurt, a banana and a few ice cubes in a blender and puree until smooth. Throw it at a skinny person.
Diet Quotes
My appetite is my shepherd, I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly Sometimes during the night. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating, For […]
Young misses whut eats heavy mos’ gener’ly doan ever ketch husbands.
Square meals make round people.
I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward.
Seconds count – especially when dieting.
The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn’t allow any fun.
Some women would be more spic if they had less span.
Only I, who never dieted myself, Have succeeded in living to a ripe old age. I who in young days Yielded lightly to every lust and greed; When palate craved only for the richest meat… When hunger came, I gulped steaming food; When thirst came, I drank from the frozen stream… With wine I deluged […]
The best way to lose weight is to eat all you want of everything you don’t like.
