Husbands Quotes

Get thee a good husband and use him as he uses thee. (All’s Well That Ends Well)

Most women have a good deal of pity for some other woman’s husband.

The American girl makes a servant of her husband and then finds him contemptible for being a servant.

There are men designed by nature to be husbands – of men, they are the tamest.

No one in the whole world knows all a man’s bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does.

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant Jewish woman wearing the largest, and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” […]

A woman who has made fun of her husband can love him no more.

A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.

But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock, From the first ’twas ordained so by Nature I fear; Ould Adam himself was the first of the flock, And Eve, with her apple sauce, cooked him, my dear.

If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?