No one in the whole world knows all a man’s bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does.
Husbands Quotes
A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant Jewish woman wearing the largest, and most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. “This is the Klopman diamond,” she said. “It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it.” “What’s the curse?” […]
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?
Better have an old man to humor than a young rake to break your heart.
The true male never yet walked Who liked to listen when his mate talked.
A bad wife wishes her husband’s heel turned homewards, and not his toe.
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to produce the occasional bon mot.
Husbands are like fires. They go out when they’re unattended.
The mate for beauty should be a man and not a money-chest.
Husband, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
